{"id":4,"date":"2008-11-17T00:41:23","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T23:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/?p=4"},"modified":"2008-11-18T13:13:24","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T12:13:24","slug":"squirrels-are-my-enemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/?p=4","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels Are My Enemy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.max.r-a-w.org\/issues\/maxIssue2.png\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\"alt=\"MaxIssue2\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Max has been after a squirrel for years.  If he caught one he wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with himself.  I imagine if a squirrel actually stood its ground Max would be the one running.  <\/p>\n<p>Today a couple of children came up to me, my girlfriend and Max, asking can they stroke Max. One of them, after asking Max&#8217;s age, stated that his human age is double his dog age. This would make him 26. I have heard of a dog\u2019s human age being 7 times the dog\u2019s age, but not double. 7 times his age would make him, 91.  When I think about this it seems absurd. The level of physical ability is incomparable between the 2 groups. Also 26 doesn&#8217;t seem to fit the time of life Max is now occupying.<\/p>\n<p>There are no 91 year old people running around the park like Max does. However, I have never seen a 91 year old go to the toilet in public either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max has been after a squirrel for years. If he caught one he wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with himself. I imagine if a squirrel actually stood its ground Max would be the one running. Today a couple of children came up to me, my girlfriend and Max, asking can they stroke Max. One of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/max.r-a-w.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}