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I have heard of a dog\u2019s human age being 7 times the dog\u2019s age, but not double. 7 times his age would make him, 91.  When I think about this it seems absurd. The level of physical ability is incomparable between the 2 groups. Also 26 doesn&#8217;t seem to fit the time of life Max is now occupying.<\/p>\n<p>There are no 91 year old people running around the park like Max does. However, I have never seen a 91 year old go to the toilet in public either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max has been after a squirrel for years. If he caught one he wouldn&#8217;t know what to do with himself. I imagine if a squirrel actually stood its ground Max would be the one running. Today a couple of children came up to me, my girlfriend and Max, asking can they stroke Max. 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